No Fear

Many of us never thought we'd see this day in our lifetime. Someone finally stood up to the most intimidating person alive.... Grandpa Larry. And who is this brave soul you ask? None other than Mighty Max, in all his 3-foot tall, 25-pound glory. While eating dinner, Max became restless and thought standing in the chair was a good idea. Grandpa Larry, in his best do-it-or-die voice, told Max to SIT DOWN, or else. This would have been enough for an ordinary man to buckle at the knees and slouch back down into his seat, but not Max. Max stared back at Grandpa without flinching and tried to outsmart Grandpa by sitting on the arm of the chair. As we all know, Grandpa Larry doesn't take too kindly to this kind of a challenge. Next thing Mighty Max knew, his bottom was flying off the arm into the seat with the swift arm swing of Grandpa Larry, which, by the way, he has perfected over the last 30 years. I'm sure you think the story ends here... Oh no. Max, still not flinching, turned to Grandpa Larry and said, "Hey, don't spank me!" At that point, I think Grandpa realized he had finally met his match.