DEEP THOUGHTS by Kendall

{Kendall is sitting in the kitchen having Nerds (the candy) for dessert and drops one down her leotard}

Kendall: "Mom, can you please get the nerd out of my shirt?"

DEEP THOUGHTS by Max

{Received this email from Max's teacher}

You may need to pick up a litter box before 11:40.  Max just announced, “Ms. Erickson… I seriously think I’m turning into a cat.  I just meowed.”